There was a story in the local papers here a few years ago about an elderly woman being arrested after she was observed clobbering her husband for watching the wildlife on the golf course that was adjacent to the old couple's back yard. Seems the old guy was so engrossed with the abundant forms of wildlife that was parading past his back yard that he was neglecting to do the yard work he was instructed to do.
The kicker of the story..............The "wildlife" pops was observing was a local strip club's private golf outing.
